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I saw in the paper today that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James got married . Is she nuts or what . If that marriage lasts a year , I'll be surprised .

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Yeah... His track record ain`t that great!! :shock:
 

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For some reason I can't see her hanging around the shop all hours of the night with him because I know that's what he likes to do .

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HogV8 said:
I saw in the paper today that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James got married . Is she nuts or what . If that marriage lasts a year , I'll be surprised .

Jack
She is good looking and seems nice.
Jack
Did you get your fender from Jesse James? I ordered one and still don't have it.

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Adrian , I ordered the rigid two 8 style rounded rear fender hoping it would fit my 230 tire . The width is fine , but the radius of the fender doesn't fit the radius of the tire . It's for sale if anyone wants it .

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I'm still waiting for that Discovery Channel producer to discover me so I can start raking in the megamillions and fine babes. The new show could be called "American Accountant" or "Monster CPA". It would be about the riveting life of a slightly overweight CPA and his trials and tribulations to meet financial statement and tax deadlines. I can already see the $$. Who wants the first autograph?
 

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If Sandra Bullock was my wife, I'm not sure I'd hang around the shop all night.....I mean I love bikes and all that but having a piece of ass multimillionaire waiting....bike?...piece of ass?...bike?....piece of ass?....multimillionaire piece of ass?...bike? You have to be kidding?...Joe
PS. I'd probably even return my Sanderson headers!...Maybe.
 

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Joe, you of all people should know when you turn em upside down.....they all look the same.

Can I say that on this forum?? Sorry if I'm getting on the edge.
 

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Stu...NO...you are wrong about that commonly held misconception. No room for argument here. 35+ years of practice at 100+ patients per week. You do the math...Joe
 

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Hahaha!!!
I figured you'd say something like that!!!

Tell me, seriously, do you keep pictures of your favorites on the wall?

Please don't go into details.
hehehe!!!
 

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Remember, Jesses's ex-wife (and mother of his 3 kids) was a top of the line porn star for a number of years. She wasn't any slouch....maybe Jesse is trying to acquire some uptown image :lol:

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I'll bet he looks real cute at one of those Hollywood celebrity parties all stained up with his stupid looking turned up flat brimed hat on sideways and his black and white Chuck sneekers . Sandra's got to be so proud ." Pay up Suckers "

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Grumpy you have it wrong about Jesse's wife . His first wife he had two kid's with. Jesse's second wife was a porn star and he also had one child with her . Sandra is his third wife. The third times a charm !
 

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crazymf said:
Joe, you of all people should know when you turn em upside down.....they all look the same.
Stu,
that's wrong! They look and smell different...hehehehe



sorry, couldn't resist...

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I'm sure Jesse James is real concerned about what people think on his way to the bank. Just like the OCC crew who BTW now get $50,000 a piece (Paul sr. and Paul Jr.) plus expensives for any appearances. We're all just jealous!!
 

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My last appearance COST me well over $50,000.00 . This appearance was over 25 years ago in family court for child support by a scorned ex wife .

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Eddie,

See now I didn't read far enough into the tabloids....I thought the porn star was his only other......damn good for him....a guy needs to have at least 3 to 5 before gets planted :lol: 8)

Jack,

The price was worth it though....look who you ended up with :lol:

Wouldn't even want to tell you what the last one cost with the donation of the business, house, cars, airplane, motorhome......should I go on ???
Let's just say my attorney estimated my bullheaded attitude probably cost me into the low 6 figure range. But I smile everyday, she's still miserable and hates herself every morning she opens her frigging eyes :wink: :lol:
Gained about 30# and couldn't get a date on the internet .... yahooooo
Payback for her was a b---h.....and look what I ended up with..... a chick who loves to party, rides a Harley and smiles when I walk in the door. Life above ground is really good :lol:

Tim
 
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